In Need of a Miracle

Its pathetic,its a waste of time, its really a PAIN.

God dammit having a lec on Saturdays is bad enough.Having a lec on 7th March makes matter worst.

Why cant professors finish their portion in the stipulated time? Why do they have to ruin the precious weekends of people like us who slog the whole week at work and at college[part-time students u see].

Now i really dont mind having extra lec from professors who are good at delivering their topics...but for this particular prof I really hate to denote that extra time.This topic is already boring to make matters worse this prof keeps on rambling for hrs and hrs about topics which are not even remotely close to the Subject

Take today instance for example.We were given a case study to work on and when the time for discussion came ,the prof started talking bout topics which dint make sense and at one point I had completely closed my mind..later when i asked a friend sitting next to me whether he had finished discussing the case even he was confused about the status of the case discussion.

Iam sure no one would be listening to this prof at his home that is the reason he given long Pravachans to our delicate Minds :-P.

Was really looking forward for that sat as I had already made some plans and just when I was thinking of the fun I would have on that day there I was siting in the class bowled completely by the prof's news,saying there will be a TEST on that day. Just when I thought of bunking the lec on 7th march here iam no where to go.Now only a miracle would save this poor soul from spending the whole of Saturday in front of books and then in class.

God bless
Peace

PS: 7th March[next sat] is my birthday :-)

The Aisle Seat

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London .

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' '

Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors . . .

'Why does it have to be this way?'

'How long must this go on . . . ?

This fighting between our nations . . . ?

This hatred . . . ?

This animosity . . . ?

. . . This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes . . .. ?'

Amos- the mouse

Balbir Pasha remember the famous add .The Baadshah of Aids Campaigns in India, spoke about a public message campaign undertaken by PSI, an NGO, with the objective of giving information about high-risk behaviors to groups that are vulnerable to HIV/AIDS.

Not sure how effective the add was but I can gurandamtee that the name Balbir Pasha took off like any thing.People started calling other with that name jokingly and over nite that name was there on every kids lips.
It was really funny to see how much that name became popular.
Well Iam not here to talk about this character but the one who became very famous in our school and in our colony..It was AMOS.

We had this lesson in 8th or 9th grade I guess where this scientist has this mouse named Amos on whom he tries all his experiments.[keeping my fingers crossed hoping my memory is serving me well].
Ne ways this character became a famous personality specially in lecs other than English.Obviously as other teachers weren't aware of that character :-P

When ever something wrong happened or any mischief was played in the class and the teacher would ask us who it was.
All the guys would unanimously say it was "AMOS" and there the prof be standing thinking Who is the hell was that. hahaha.
This Hindi prof was our fav lec as Amos would get real active in this lec..She was a new prof and always use to ask who this Amos was..

After some time Amos turned to Amosgiri.We started saying to others "kya re amosgiri kar raha hai"
i mean we our self dint know what Amos did but still it was fun to say that.

Iam sure that these kinda things would have happened at your end also suddenly a character coming into existence

Dishum Dishum

"Pepsodent, raat bhar ... dishum dishum" remember that add.
yes that is my case today.

Don't you have days when you just cant get yourself off the line of fire.A time when you ask yourself "what have I done wrong"
Yes for me this week started on such a note...and guess what its still continuing...man i hate it when i get pulled up for no reason.
I mean get a life ya why remove your frustration on people who havent done anything wrong.I am sure most of the people must have been in such a situation..
These are really times when you feel like running away from all the chaos.
For all the good things you do to nulify the effect it suddenly backfires and there iam standing at square one again.
Any ways will have to fight the battle for this whole week.
God save me and please make rest of the week better than now. :-(