The Theory of Intelligence

I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this :-)

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

The debate continues

Gandhi Jayanti....i am sure even Gandhiji must have never dreamt that there would be so much debate regarding this day.

The whole day today only 2 things were flashing on the new channels...
"Should we have national holiday on 2 Oct"
"Should govt impose Dry day on 2 Oct"

Its a real funny argument isn't?I mean instead of debating on such pity issue it would have been better if more imp things are given a thought for.

One point that i really liked was "Gandhi was a person who would have never said that a holiday should be declared on this day"...
More over what significance do we actually give to this day...just putting a garland on Gandhiji's status and enjoying the rest of the day doing the usual stuff does it really make justice to such a personality don't think so...

Dry day what is the reason behind this thing?people who want to drink will drink any how...i don't need to give how the ways they get their hands laid on the hard drinks on dry day....iam sure at least some of you guys must have seen it..

what is your say..dry day yes or no??? holiday yes or no??

I wasnt a kid when I was a kid

Some times back I had gone on a trip woth some of my friends and there we talkin about all the fun things that we did during our child hood...

Everybody started telling their share of karnameins....and it was fun...end of the topic we actually concluded that indeed our childhood was normal......as most of the things we spoke was done by all of us at one time or other..

Here are few things that I did during my child hoods days that even other friends of mine agreed to have done most of the things...

• Catching fishes from the gutter [this always topped the charts]..putting them in a jar and then feeding them earthworms was one of the the most fun thing..

• Catching Dragon fly tieing a thread to its tail and letting it fly...

• We use to take a wooden log and tie a rope to it and dang it inside water as a boat which use to collect during rainy reasons.

• Once my friends wanted to eat something sweet...so I went home and got a whole sugar ka dabba and distributed to all.

• We use to go to the local vada pav wala during peak hours take a plate of samosa or vada pav come out of the crowd eat and then gupchup leave with out paying.

• Catching chameleon and making it inhale burning tobacco...havent u done that..man u need to try this...the chameleon get high and starts dancing...

Ps: Title coined by Shwetzz

Smsing

The age of mobile has really taken over human species in a very funny way....we have become so addicted to that sometimes huge blunders happen as we get distracted due to excessive use of mobile...

Ne ways I am not here today to talk on hazards of mobile usage....recently i faced some problem in my mobile...whenever i tried opening msg under message tab it took ages for it to open...I can adjust with any other problem in my mobile ...but when by moblie responds slow i really hate it...

I knew this was happening to due to the absurd number of sms that are there in my mobile..the last count was something around 1775...So i had this uphill task of deleting msgs...yes i could have deleted by just selecting msg at random but I really dint want to delete good msgs...

So i started goin through msgs and started deleting it individually..

This it is where i found the kinds of forwarding/msging that people follow

Here are few types of msgs which i found.

The Pass n the luck wala sms.: I am sure most of you guys must also have received such msgs...dont you just hate it when that happens.It says that pass this sms to 10 people and you will get a good news kinda stuff.I mean common people get a life...

The Pj's: these are ones which simple makes u feel like putting your hand down your stomach and riping of those guts...those silly ones..the kinda jokes that we use to pass when we were like 8 or 9.

The real funny one: These are ones which really make you laugh your heart out....not the cliché ones...but seemingly funny.Thoough most of them are so called NV jokes they are fun...atleats better than those senti forwards

Emotional torture hindi msgs: Now i don't hate hindi but u know it really gets on to my nerves when people send those hindi shayari and stuff...half the time is wasted in understanding what the word means.

Inspirational msgs: i would say some of these are really good..

Taunt-messages: an example from shwezzz will help better to understand what i mean “Zindagi Behal Hai,Sur Hai Na Taal Hai,Message Box Bhi Kangal Hai,Pata Nahi Aapka Kya Haal Chal Hai”.

Then tere is those sms lingo wala msges..i mean people end up shortening the word so much end of the day even the sender has to wonder what it actually meant.

So what kinds of msg you get..for that matter what kind of msg u forward :-P

Which is better??

Long time that I have posted something funny...i mean one of thoese forwards from the stack...This recession period has really been spoil sport for many people...so thought of posting this funny mail which I received..I found this more funny coz i received this mail from a girl...

Beer v/s Women, Which is better
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1. A beer is always wet, a woman isn't.
1 point for beer!

2. Beer is horrible when it is hot.
1 point for women!


3. A cold beer satisfies you.
1 point for beer!

4 . If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again.
Draw! (It depends on your point of view).

5. 10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere!
1 point for women!

6. The older beer is, the better.
1 point for beer!

7. Many beers can make you see UFO's. Many women can make you see God!
1 point for women!


8. If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you're normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you're alcoholic.
1 point for women!

9. For a beer you pay taxes.
1 point for women!

10. If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry.
1 point for beer!

11. You can always be sure that you're the first one "opening" a beer.
1 point for beer!

12. If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself.
1 point for beer!

13. You know exactly how much a beer costs.
1 point for beer!

14. A beer doesn't have a mother.
1 point for beer!

15. You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after.
1 point for beer!

Final Score: Beer beats women. (9 to 6)
If you're a woman and getting angry, think that a beer wouldn't.

Another point for beer! FINAL SCORE: 10 to 6.


PS: Iam not a sexist and i still like the oposite gender :-P please take this post in a lighter sense...

7 Weird facts about me...a Tag

7 weird things/facts about me....this is the tag which I received from my cousin ..when i got tagged for this i wasn't sure how would i complete this...[common ya how can i know what weird things i do]

I literally hold of people and asked them if there is thing which I do which was weird..

So here you go a list of 7 things...which i have got from my friends

1.As a person i am very very impatient....looking at that one of my Friend told me that its weird how I sit for hrs doing sketches.

2. I have a whole stack of greeting cards that I have received till now with me...none of them have been thrown.I still collect them...

3.The words/quotes that i use during chatting [People who regularly chat with me know what iam talking about]

4.My feet are never covered with the blanket..when iam sleeping.

5.Again while sleeping...how much ever cold/chilly it be, i cant sleepy without the fan been switched on..the moment its switched off i get up..damn had tough times at native...as always the current use to go off in the morning. :-(

6.This one was thanks to shwetzz...I like collecting glares...I have a fetish for glares

7.BRAND.... iam a brand freak..I prefer buying only branded things..

dare U laught at ne of the above points....here you go swathy...this completes your tag...people who want to tag themselves can do so....

Are we ready??

Sach ka Samna..... The India version of Moment of Truth was aired recently and man it did raise some eyebrows...

I saw the English version for sometime...and yes the questions were really personal...
In a country like US,where relationships are not such an sensitive issue as compared to India...the show did ok not a super hit but still ok...
Indians are more emotional and relationships are very imp...at least to most of them...I really don't know if this show will work....

Recently I saw in news that the USA version was a reason for a divorce between a couple...
The Colombian version too was called off air due to some similar reason......so what is awaiting the India version.....I guess time would only say..

Many of them questioned whether India was ready for such a show....i guess the answer was as predicted NO....do u feel the same?