An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and
whispered:
'Is that one word or two?'
'I would like it infrequently' she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and
whispered:
'Is that one word or two?'
15 comments:
'Is that one word or two?'
hahahahaha ROTF :D :D :D
while the beginning of the post reminded me of the movie "Khatta Meetha". Remember d movie ???
really a damn funny and good movie.
it seems as if i am in a good movie mood :D
@ preee: Khatta Meetha the one with ashok kumar and that lady rite?
That was one hilarious movie...all the characters were well portrayed
Lol! When I saw an update reading "Marriage Plans" on your blog, I thought you were planning to get married!
Cheers
ROFL :D
2 things....
1.Even i thouth the post was bout ur marrriage :)
2. ROTFL :D
@ Rakesh: haha my marriage ROFL ROFL
@ Peter ; ;-)
@ Swathi ROFL again
GETTING MARRIED AGAIN????? :O
lolzzzz.... NEWZ NEWZ NEWZ!!!
:)) Awesome! LOL...
@ Shwetzz: waste double waste
@Sachi: thanks
for once i thot this post is abt ur marriage plan.. hehe
nice joke nayways.. rofl..
@ nidhi: the idea was that only to make everyone feel its about my marriage plan and then get them by surprise
do i laugh or puke? dumbo ...i actually thot u wr plannin 2 marry b4 d post began ...huh
Hahha... ;)
Poor ol' man,shudda' known better! lolz..
@ think tank: huahuah gotaacha rite with this post.:-D
@ Ayushi: i know poor chap
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