Stress and stupidity around leaving you speechless?
Lemme help you.
(Aw, don't thank me. What r friends for if not to give abusive language prompts when the time is right?!)
THINGS YOU CAN SAY WHEN YOU ARE STRESSED
(I am soooooo gonna use a few in a couple of days!!!!)
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
4. Do I look like a people person?
5. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
7. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
9. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
10. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
11. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
13. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
14. You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?
15. Earth is full. Go home.
16. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
17. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
18. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
19. If assh*les could fly, this place would be an airport.
7 comments:
LMAO,LMFAO :D
I loved these:
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you.
7. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
14. You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?
19. If assh*les could fly, this place would be an airport.
lol!...loved it :)
You launch me to the world and language of the young :-)
thanks!
no comment on my latest??
This was the best
16. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
I shall surely use it.
eiiihiiihahahahahahaha
m literally ROFL!!!!
n m gonna these ones very ofttn now
***Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
***Do they ever shut up on your planet?
***Earth is full. Go home
***If assh*les could fly, this place would be an airport.
Especially like "Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?"
Good post!
:)
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